Silverstein+Where+The+Sidewalk+Ends

SMART My dad gave me one dollar bill 'Cause I'm his smartest son and swapped it for two shiny quarters 'Cause two is more than one.

And I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes I guess he doesn't know That Three is more than two.

Just then came old blind bates And just cause they cant see He gave me for nickles and three dimes And for is more than three.

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs Down at the seed feed store And the fool gave me five pennies for them And five is more than four.

And then I went and showed my dad And he got red in the cheeks And closed his eyes and shook his head Too proud of me to speak!